Have you ever wanted to hug someone really bad and finally worked up the courage to hug them when out of no where that annoying bitch you hate hugs you both. Leave me alone, cockblock. Daddy’s trying to get laid.

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

amoying:

sometimes when i stand up my vision gets really blurry and i feel like im about to die but then its like nvm still alive phew

amy-rory-melody:

when i find myself in time of trouble

westie collins comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

sometimelow:

this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”